the bed of my truck is not a garbage can

I can’t stand people who put trash in the bed of other peoples’ trucks. It’s happened to me twice this week. Once in the middle of the night and once at the post office this morning.

It underscores how lazy we as a society have become. In both cases, trash cans were within 30 feet of the bed of my truck, yet you decided to put your shit in it anyways.

You people make me sick. I can’t believe how inconsiderate you are. I hope you all get food poisoning over Christmas and spend the holidays huddled over your favorite piece of porcelain thinking about how much of a douche bag you really are.